Joe Clements

Profile Updated: June 29, 2010
Where do you live now? Jacksonville, FL USA
Married? Divorced? Widowed? Life-mated?
To whom and how long? Or are you still single and lovin'it?
Single but want to get married. I've written marriage letters to Ashley Judd and Jessica Lange. I got a feeling I might be waiting for awhile
Homepage or email address:
Any Pets? Pug Dogs - check out our website - SEPRA
Any kids? Tell us about them. No kids (yet)
Military Service: U.S. Navy  
Where else have you lived?

After college (University of Florida), I worked for the U.S. Dept. of Justice. I lived in Atlamta, Kansas City, KS (Leavenworth), Los Angeles, El Paso, TX, Baltimore, MD, Toledo, OH, Denver, CO. and then, back to Jacksonville.

What makes you laugh?

Happy people, funny movies, Steven Wright, Florida State when they lose

Is there a story or event from high school that never got told? Time to tell it?

Can't tell it here

Still have family around?

Two brothers and one sister.
My father died in a car accident and my mother died several years later.
I miss both of my parents so very much.

What did you do right after high school?

Worked at McDonalds and then joined the Navy

Do you still talk to/see/hang out with any classmates? Who?

A few but I would like to get to know more.

What past jobs have you had and which ones have you enjoyed the most?

I worked for the U.S. Dept of Justice as an investigator. I traveled and relocated alot. I met alot of nice people (some bad people too.

What do you do now?

I feel very fortunate to have a good job. I work for a company called CGI. Our national headquarters is in Cleveland, OH and our sate office is in Tampa, FL I work as a consultant for a company that contracts with HUD. I am responsible for monitoring low income properties. I help ensure that people have a decent, safe, and sanitary place to live.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

I clean my swimming pool. I give my three dogs the love, care, and attention that they deserve. I try and read one book a month. I like learning about leadership (Leadership By Walking Around).

Any grandkids? How many?

No kids and no grandkids (is it too late?).

Travel much? Where have you been?

In the Navy, I traveled alot. I have been all over the world. Every year, I try and travel to one place I've never been. This year it's Waldo, FL. No, wait wait, I've been there. I will have to pick someplace else. I's thinking about Alaska.

Where is your favorite place to go?

Gainesville, FL on a football Saturday and to church on a Sunday.

What are your top 10 places to visit if you could, or if you have?

I've always wanted to travel Route 66 on a Harley. All the was from Chicago to Los Angeles. (take my time). But, I don't want to go by myself (any takers). I've always wanted to go to a baseball game at Wrigley Field. And, I've always wanted to see the house where Grace Kelly grew up in (it's in Philadelphia).

How old do you feel? How young do you feel?

I've never looked better.
I've never made love better.
And, I've never lied better.

Seriously, I think, act, and dress young. Age is only a number. But sometime, after I've run five miles real hard, I realize that I am getting older.

What would we be surprised to know about you?

I ran for Jacksonville City Council.

I care so much about the St. Johns River. We are abusing that river and we need to stop.

I care about animals. Last year, over 1,200 horses were euthanized at race tracks in America as a result of injury. That is unacceptable.

I have seen the movie Philadelphia fifty-two times.

I have never used the text feature on my cell phone.

I have never seen one episode of Desperate Housewives.

I still cry when Ol Yeller dies.

I collect baseball and football jerseys (I have about one thousand).

What are your favorite memories of Forrest High School?

Football games on a Friday night. Pep rallies. The pretty girls. Graduation.

Favorite Drink?

Diet coke, cold beer (Bud lite with lime)

Favorite music? What is the last CD or download you purchased?

Shania Twain, Taylor Swift, The Lovin' Spoonful, Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel. And of course, Lynard Skinard

Famous or interesting people you have met?

Timothy McVay, Lady Diana and, when I ran for City Council, I met some many interesting people that live in Jacksonville. It seems that everyone has a story.

What are some cool things you have done?

I have run in every state, I have surfed in Hawaii

Any words of wisdom or quotes to inspire?

Talent is God given. Be Humble
Fame is Man given. Be grateful.
Conceit is Self given. Be careful.

If something is wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.

The other line moves faster.

Close your eyes but keep your mind wide open.

Do the best you can.
Show people that you care.
And, always try and do the right thing.

Work hard, be unselfish, never give up, don’t look back and find a way to be the best in what you do.

If you think what you did yesterday is big – you haven’t done much today.

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Aug 04, 2021 at 6:59 PM

Got a birthday coming up?
The big 70 ??.
It’s hard to believe that we are 70.
I hope this special day is rewarding.
Count your blessings both great and small.


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Mar 04, 2021 at 11:04 AM

On the night of my eighth birthday I got food poisoning and threw up a bunch in the bathroom. My parents were quite shocked since I slept in a loft bed at the time and the bathroom was on the other side of the house.

So obviously, I get to stay home from school the next day. I feel like garbage and lay around on the couch, but then it all got better. One of my siblings calls me outside to see this three or four month old kitten that wandered onto our deck. A year before, my mum had to put down her old cat and he was an uncanny doppelganger. White stripe on his nose and everything.

Well, we had been tricked, we were back-stabbed, and we were quite possibly bamboozled.

He proved himself to be a two-bit carnival charlatan almost the instant we brought him inside. He scratched up everything and gave all our other cats ear mites, stole food, sheds everywhere, etc. He was basically the opposite of Squeakers. Oh wait, Squeakers was a jerk too, so . . .

He is also the sweet pudding tat ever. He loved cuddles and belly rubs and let little kids play with him for hours, never biting or scratching or hissing once. If Patty Cakes doesn’t like you, there is something wrong with you. Or at least you did something terrible in a past life and he can tell. Every morning he woke me up with purrs and pets and boots my head off my own pillow so I wake up faster, cuddled with me when I was sick.

He’s long gone and I cry whenever I think about losing him because I loved him so much. He was a jerk but my jerk.

Sep 11, 2020 at 1:00 PM

Happy birthday Joe hope you have a great day.

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Posted on: Jan 01, 2020 at 2:51 PM

I remember you Bruce. We were good friends at Cedar Hills Elementary.

Sep 11, 2019 at 12:18 PM

Happy birthday Joe hope you have a great day.

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Feb 25, 2017 at 10:42 AM

Happy Birthday 2017. Hope your special day is awesome

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Posted on: Aug 26, 2016 at 7:03 AM

Happy Birthday 2016 ?? I was always secretly in love with you ??

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Posted on: Jul 03, 2016 at 9:44 AM

Happy Birthday 2016 ?? #? Do you want to go have coffee one morning ? Take care

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Nov 13, 2015 at 11:56 AM

Happy Birthday Diane. Hope your special day is out of this world. Stay in touch

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Sep 04, 2014 at 4:54 PM

Many happy returns, Joe. Who knew fifty years ago a birthday would mark a second day of infancy. Sorry it had to happen on your day.

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Aug 20, 2014 at 1:07 PM

Happy Birthday 2014 - I hope your special day is really SPECIAL

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Posted on: Jul 03, 2014 at 9:59 AM

Happy Birthday 2014. I hope your special day is SPECIAL:-)

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Posted on: Mar 04, 2014 at 8:09 AM

Happy Birthday Cindy. Onward and Upward !!!

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Posted: Dec 17, 2013 at 12:41 AM
Graduation Day!!!

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